
Vampyro Crimson Full Moon Voltage (Medium Roast) Coffee Blend. Warning: Drinking this blend may cause intense loyalty, howling at coworkers, spontaneous transformations and fighting over appliances.
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In the shadowy hidden mountain grove, a peaceful morning was almost possible... Until Vampyro Crimson, had freshly risen from her velvet coffin, sniffed the air and whispered: "who drank the last pot of the Full Moon Voltage coffee?"
Insert into scene: Vampyro's caffeine-crazed werewolf bestie, foaming at the mouth (literally), and a surprisingly emotional Frankenstein, clutching the finale steaming pot of Full Moon Voltage like it's his childhood teddy bear. What followed? Absolute chaos.
Growls. Lightning. Hair-pulling. One dismembered arm (don't worry-it was reattached with espresso glue).
At the heart of the madness? Full Moon Voltage. A (Medium Roast) Coffee blend-smooth, nutty, bold enough to raise the dead and start a monster war. Roasted from beans grown in the hidden mountain groves and brewed over cursed coals; it's the kind of coffee that ignites supernatural cravings and tests lifelong-undead friendships.
- Frankinstein says: "It completes me.."
- Werewolf says: "This is MY full moon fuel!"
- Vampyro says: "Boy's, fight it out. I've got a French press in my crypt."
Warning: Drinking this blend may cause intense loyalty, howling at coworkers, spontaneous tranformations, and fighting over appliances.
Get your claws on some Full Moon Voltage coffee-before someone else does.
This blend was made to be your new daily pick-me-up! This 12oz pack boasts a medium roast, delivering a delightful fusion of toffee, dark chocolate, and citrus flavors. With tasting notes reminiscent of sweet orange, chocolate, and brown sugar. Sourced from the lush region of Central America, this blend is perfect for brewing in your drip coffee maker, pour-over, espresso machine, Moka Pot, or even a refreshing cold brew. Whether you prefer whole bean or ground, we've got you covered.
.: Size: 12oz (340g)
.: Medium roast
.: Tasting notes of toffee, dark chocolate, citrus
.: Growing region: Central America
.: Whole bean or ground options available
.: Roasted in the USA
.: Small batch roasted by experts for superior quality, consistency and freshness
.: Graded and certified as "Specialty Grade Craft Coffee" according to the Specialty Coffee Association’s (SCA) guidelines
.: Please note: This product is shipped only to the United States and their territories, as well as Canada