
Vampyro Crimson Daylight Defense (Medium Roast) Coffee Blend. Warning: May cause sudden speed typing, mysterious charisma, and an irresistible urge to dominate the daylight.
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Tired of the sun making you feel like a crispy bat wing at brunch? Say goodbye to groggy mornings and unholy yawns with the one and only Vampyro Crimsons Daylight Defense Medium Roast Coffee Blend, the only coffee strong enough to resurrect your undead energy before noon.
Crafted from a cursed blend of chocolate-covered almonds, maple syrup, and citrus, sourced from the vibrant region of Central America this Broken Top Coffee Blend; rises deep from the ancient alchemists secrets (and maybe a drop of type O...) this flavorful delight will add an addition to your daily routine and will have you hissing at the sunlight with enthusiasm! Its Medium Roast rich flavors will hit harder than a stake through the heart.
Perfect for nocturnal creatues forced into daylight duties - jobs, errands, or (ugh) brunch. One sip, and you'll go from coffin potato to crimson conqueror.
WARNING: May cause sudden speed typing, mysterious charisma, and an irresistible urge to dominate the daylight.
Drink if you dare. Wake like the damned.
Grab your bag before it vanishes at dawn.
*This 12oz pack features ground coffee or whole beans (up to you!) that are sourced from Central America. Roasted with care in the USA.
.: Size: 12oz (340g)
.: Medium roast chocolate-covered almond, maple syrup and citrus notes
.: Growing region: Central America
.: Whole bean or ground options available
.: Roasted in the USA
.: Graded and certified as "Specialty Grade Craft Coffee" according to the Specialty Coffee Association’s (SCA) guidelines.: Small batch roasted by experts for superior quality, consistency and freshness
.: Please note: This product is shipped only to the United States and their territories, as well as Canada