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Roasted with care in the USA from ingredients sourced worldwide. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Size: 12oz (340g)\u003cbr\u003e.: Dark French roast\u003cbr\u003e.: Bittersweet, chocolate, toasty, strong finish\u003cbr\u003e.: Cocoa, toasted nuts\u003cbr\u003e.: Growing region: South America\u003cbr\u003e.: Whole bean or ground options available\u003cbr\u003e.: Roasted in the USA\u003cbr\u003e.: Small batch roasted by experts for superior quality, consistency and freshness\u003cbr\u003e.: Graded and certified as \"Specialty Grade Craft Coffee\" according to the Specialty Coffee Association’s (SCA) guidelines\u003cbr\u003e.: Please note: This product is shipped only to the United States and their territories, as well as Canada\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Ground \/ 12oz","offer_id":50904835031353,"sku":"62466908154245682525","price":26.05,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0945\/7565\/7273\/files\/8100980017737991011_2048.jpg?v=1750811218"},{"product_id":"vampyro-crimson-rock-creek-coffee-blend-medium-roast","title":"Vampyro Crimson Full Moon Voltage (Medium Roast) Coffee Blend. 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A (Medium Roast) Coffee blend-smooth, nutty, bold enough to raise the dead and start a monster war. Roasted from beans grown in the hidden mountain groves and brewed over cursed coals; it's the kind of coffee that ignites supernatural cravings and tests lifelong-undead friendships. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFrankinstein says: \"It completes me..\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWerewolf says: \"This is MY full moon fuel!\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVampyro says: \"Boy's, fight it out. I've got a French press in my crypt.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWarning: Drinking this blend may cause intense loyalty, howling at coworkers, spontaneous tranformations, and fighting over appliances. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGet your claws on some Full Moon Voltage coffee-before someone else does. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis blend was made to be your new daily pick-me-up! This 12oz pack boasts a medium roast, delivering a delightful fusion of toffee, dark chocolate, and citrus flavors. With tasting notes reminiscent of sweet orange, chocolate, and brown sugar. Sourced from the lush region of Central America, this blend is perfect for brewing in your drip coffee maker, pour-over, espresso machine, Moka Pot, or even a refreshing cold brew. 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